A Tale of Two Sportswriters

	There once was a sportswriter named Tom. After Purdue put the smack down on Indiana 56-7, Tom told a group of loyal fans to shut up so he could "do his job." We don't like him. (NOTE: This picture (however realistic) is a substitute for Tom's.)
	Another sportswriter, Reggie, reported on the news as it happened. Reggie realized that the game is for the fans and the fans are for the team. We like Reggie. That's why he gets dinner in San Antone. Here's what Reggie wrote wrote about us.